A Dhampirs Greatest Weakness

Jul 23

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands

Jul 23
itsmamrie:

ditzeyy:

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

swike and hannah

IT IS

itsmamrie:

ditzeyy:

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

swike and hannah

IT IS

Jul 23
andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

Jul 23

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

Jul 23

sixofclovers:

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hahah a

Jul 23
Jul 23

twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

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this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

Jul 08
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
Jul 08
Jul 06
acomas:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

Reblog if you agree.^

omg i’m soproud of you guys for getting my post to 31,000 & for not being homophobic cunts 

if you don’t reblog this, i’m judging you

acomas:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

Reblog if you agree.^

omg i’m soproud of you guys for getting my post to 31,000 & for not being homophobic cunts 

if you don’t reblog this, i’m judging you

Jul 06

Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you’re a woman

sarakins007:

aurea-lucem:

benedict-hiddleston-pace:

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE

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Jul 06
Jul 06
jetpackexhaust:

cognitivedissonance:

gtfocupid:

I have an idea for a social experiment. I started using OKcupid a month or so back, and in order to see what other guys were doing, to see what I was “Up against”, I asked a female friend of mine to join up as well, and send me the sort of messages she received. Unsurprisingly, things got pretty creepy pretty quickly, and I felt bad for having convinced her to do it. So i gave her a picture of my face doing something odd, and told her she could send it to anyone who was particularly creepy.
It started out as a joke, but then she told me that she had sent it to at least 20 guys, and they had fucked right off immediately, either thinking she was a man, that she was “Spoken for”, or just because they didn’t expect it. It was both highly amusing and depressing that my face had become a sort of symbol of her ability to say “NO” and be listened to, but it gave me an idea.I’m interested to see if other women who are also having these troubles on the internet, and are tired of dealing with them rationally and instead just want to fuck around, would be game to also send that pic of my face to unwanted admirers. My last name is Middleditch, so perhaps we can call it “Getting Ditched” (Or MiddleDitched, I’m not that fussed).
Anyway, here is the picture, I hope you consider this worthy of your time. And perhaps, if this somehow takes off, I’ll get to see more responses from unsuspecting Fellows.
All the best
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. YES. You are an excellent human being for thinking of this and being cool with your photo getting sent out to creeps and douchenozzles. 
READERS! Consider sending the above photo the next time you get an awful OKC message, and pretty please tell me how it goes. 
I love this, thank you for sharing!

Ahahahaha yes!

Sometimes you read an idea which is right and just and you must do everything you can to help share it with the world.

jetpackexhaust:

cognitivedissonance:

gtfocupid:

I have an idea for a social experiment.

I started using OKcupid a month or so back, and in order to see what other guys were doing, to see what I was “Up against”, I asked a female friend of mine to join up as well, and send me the sort of messages she received. Unsurprisingly, things got pretty creepy pretty quickly, and I felt bad for having convinced her to do it. So i gave her a picture of my face doing something odd, and told her she could send it to anyone who was particularly creepy.

It started out as a joke, but then she told me that she had sent it to at least 20 guys, and they had fucked right off immediately, either thinking she was a man, that she was “Spoken for”, or just because they didn’t expect it. It was both highly amusing and depressing that my face had become a sort of symbol of her ability to say “NO” and be listened to, but it gave me an idea.

I’m interested to see if other women who are also having these troubles on the internet, and are tired of dealing with them rationally and instead just want to fuck around, would be game to also send that pic of my face to unwanted admirers. My last name is Middleditch, so perhaps we can call it “Getting Ditched” (Or MiddleDitched, I’m not that fussed).

Anyway, here is the picture, I hope you consider this worthy of your time. And perhaps, if this somehow takes off, I’ll get to see more responses from unsuspecting Fellows.

All the best

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. YES. You are an excellent human being for thinking of this and being cool with your photo getting sent out to creeps and douchenozzles. 

READERS! Consider sending the above photo the next time you get an awful OKC message, and pretty please tell me how it goes. 

I love this, thank you for sharing!

Ahahahaha yes!

Sometimes you read an idea which is right and just and you must do everything you can to help share it with the world.

Jul 04
indyfalcon:

SpiderSherlock and JH Watson- as requested 

indyfalcon:

SpiderSherlock and JH Watson- as requested 

Jul 04
meladoodle:

WHAT

meladoodle:

WHAT